I am seeing Fall Out Boy tonight I am going to poop my pants.
People are confused by the fact that a chicken’s name is Goose and I’m just like
“Yes, hello, welcome to Animal Crossing, where the names are supposed to be jokes.”
(via theminishcap)
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer
Here in Australia you are the murderer
(via sirhiddles)
Typical Harry Potter Quotes
(Quotes that highlight the theme of the series)
(Source: rosereturns, via words-on-glass-hearts)
i knew you were trouble when you walked in
now im lion on the cold hard ground
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
RUNNING ROUND LEAVING SCARS
(via tempestofthepeonies)

Omg just found this on the internet
Fuck I screamed
BEST ONE. EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME.
THIS IS TERRIFYING!!!
(Source: panic-on-the-tardis, via david-tennants-ass)
You know a concert was great when you’re paralyzed the next day
(Source: spirit1ess, via killj0ys-never-die)
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the issues we go through during testing that are expressed in this scene?
I will always blog this during finals week
(via words-on-glass-hearts)